Spent 2001-2007 creating marketing channels for Uno in Atlantic City, NJ. Was quite successful at managing puppets in Jacksonville, FL. Earned praised for my work developing strategies for bathtub gin in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Set new standards for supervising the production of heroin for no pay. Spent the 80's researching pubic lice in Suffolk, NY. What gets me going now is short selling hula hoops in Pensacola, FL.