Call me Tommy. I know, itís been far too long since my last post. My apologies to those of you patiently awaiting Part 3 of ëHacking Farmville for Fun and Profití.
But the rumors youíve no doubt heard are true. How has centupling my bankroll changed my life? As Cicero once said, ìMoí money, moí problemsî. Is that Hellmuthís book youíre reading? Yeah! Hey, would you say Iím more of an elephant or a jackal play here?
In my opinion, you're more of a jackass. Spoiler alert. I havenít gotten to that chapter yet. "Mo' problems" indeed. And while weíre dredging up winged words, hereís another quote thatís turning out to be fatally accurate.
ìIn the poker game of life, women are the rake.î (Chase) Bradshaw's wide open. THROW THE BALL! (Chase) Yes! YES! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
(Rose) Yes! Woohoo! (Chase) ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?! Come on, Eli! More like E-LOL. Ship it!
My cousin Quang gave me the tip - itís an excellent investment opportunity on a little diamond mining outfit off the coast of Japan. Might be some variance but Iím feeling saucy. Hold on, we still owe my mom a ****load of money for all this stuff we bought on her credit card. We need to pay her back ASAP. No!
We canít risk the cash-out curse! Not while weíre running this hot! Check the fish finder, maybe Gus is playing today.
You are not playing the nosebleeds! +1. But I wouldn't mind railing him for a while. Still waters tonight, just the regular anglers but -- Oh snap! The Loose Aggressive Gentlemanís Tournament and Alliance of Reckless Deviants is in Sweden this year! Letís go there!
You havenít exactly had the best of luck at the live tables. Thank God! I finally booked a winning session! **** my life. I need to win a live tournament. Iím sick of the forum trolls saying Iím just a luckbox.
But you are a luckbox. Sure, but Iím sick of them saying it. Then letís show them what you can do on the cash tables!
100-200 blinds, one buy-in, your account. You are not playing the nosebleeds. Don't be such babies! We-- The White Whale! Quang can get us in on the ground floor, but we need to check it out in person. Swedenís the play man.
They say you havenít lived until youíve eaten Surstrˆmming. Sir What-Now? Surstrˆmming.
Here, Iíll show you. Whereís Explorer? I am not opening Internet Explorer. Then whatever, dude. Just open something.
I don't even have Explorer installed. I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. Here, fishy fishy.
Come to mama... Ah, thar she blows! Ew, that is NOT the way to eat rotten fish. Itís a delicacy! Roseíll try it, wonít you Rose?
Rose? Balls? Out in a minute! Wow.
Some sick action at the heads-up tables. That one's got a wait list 50 deep. Is it Gus? No, but itís definitely a - no, wait itís two Omega-Class Super-Fish. Two?!
Oh, hell yeah! Screw Eli, weíre watching this tonight! Pull up the tables! Itís TurkeyJerky, it has to be. But whoís the other poor bastard? Um, hold on a sec-- Chase, that's-- Oh my God.
Chase, your account's been hacked! Not possible, I'm already logged-- wait, where's my laptop? OH MY ****ING GOD!
Balls, this is not a +EV situation Jesus, canít a girl drop a deuce around here? One minute I said! BALLS!
We know you're playing the nosebleeds. Open the goddamn door! Relax, guys. Iím up 150k already!
Oh, really? Hell yeah! BOOOM! Never mind. Now I'm down 80k. BALLS!
Open the goddamn door! Well played, fish, well played. How the **** does he call me there? Chase, the router, disconnect the router!
Gone all gone! Snap out of it, man! My mom is going to kill me! What the hell? She must be on my wireless card! It's called disconnect protection, bitches!
This is beyond insane. Backdoor flush no problem. Can I run any worse? Balls, you open up right now!
You are not allowed to play on someone elseís account! That is a blatant violation of the Terms of Service! Speak not to me of blasphemy, Tommy!
Did she just snap-call the river with ten high? He was bluffing! I knew he was bluffing! YOU HAD TEN HIGH!
IT WAS THE NUTS OR NOTHING! I just wish I'd never been born! Nothing matters! Nothing! I came here to hunt whales!
The fishermen are gonna take us seriously now! Weíre doomed, Tommy. DOOMED! Sheís on bajunky tilt!
Nothing...It's the end of the world!
600 thousand dollars vanished in the swirling black vortex of Roseís madness. And when she awoke, not one moment of the incident could she recall. Gods, if only I could say the same.
Weíre checking Balls into a experimental rehab clinic for degenerate gamblers in Melbourne, Australia. Their techniques are top secret: perhaps a combination of Zoloft and dramatic readings of old Tommy Angelo blog posts? I'm an eagle! Chase is playing the Aussie Millions while weíre here.
Heís drawing dead of course, but itís a small price to pay if it keeps him busy. Me, Iím going to do what any rational person would do in my shoes: drown the veritas in vino. Itís been a swingy week indeed. I may be off the grid for a while but will update as soon as wifi and sobriety permit. Live long and profit. --Tommy
All right, so we have found the hotel where you are able to play online casino easily, the next stop is going to be Ile de la cite – this is where you will find Notre Dame, Hotel Dieu, Palais de Justice, Saint Chapelle (you have to go inside), Conciergerie, Square du Vert Galant and Point Neuf, Walk along the Seine River. This should all be done on day one.
Day two, you are going to explore:
Luxembourg Quarter: Jardin and Palais du Luxembourg, Place and Church Saint Sulpice.
Saint Germain des pres: 1-2 hours walk on Boulevard saint Germain, Saint Germain church, Les deux Maogots café and café de fleur, Musee d’Orsay (3 well deserved hours).
Tuileries Quarter: Jardin des tuileries, Musee de Louvre, Place de la Concorde and the Luxor Obelisk, Long walk on Avenue des Champs Elysees with its wide sidewalks and fine shopping (2-3 hours), Arc de Triomph, Grand and Petit Palais, Alexandre III bridge.
Eiffel Tower: at night (sparkling lights for 5 minutes on the hour), Taxi back to hotel.
Finally, day three:
Les Marais Quarter: Rue de Rivoli, Place des Vosges, Musee Carnavalet (free/30 minutes), Musee Picasso (well deserved 2 hours), Falafel and Shawarma sandwiches at L’As du Falafel on Rue des Rosiers (a must try)
Beaubourg and LesHalles: Pompidou Centre, Le defenseur du temps clock, Fontaine des Innocents
Bateau Bus: river trip from under the bridge of Notre Dame to the Eiffel tower stop (60 minutes, 12 Euros).
Les invalides and Eiffel tower Quarter: Eiffel tower at the day light. Hotel des Invalides, Musee de L’Armee, Dome church and Napoleon‘s Tomb, Musee Rodin., Taxi to Montmartre.
Montmartre: Sacre-Coeur church (gorgeous inside and out/ gypsy music on its stairs before sundown), Place de Tertre (full of portraitists), Place des Abbesses, Moulin Rouge, Metro back to Hotel.
What a trip!
I hope you enjoyed this post and more importantly I hope you have found something interesting and helpful for you. If you decide to use this little guide in your trip to Paris, please let me know if you liked it, if it was helpful or if you want to add or remove some places from the list. Thank you!
A visit to Germany, one of the European countries which possess immense European tradition is worthy to have. Once, it was hard for a non-European to visit Germany because of the huge costs incurred for air fares, accommodation and travel. But, these days are more amicable with tourists as serious steps have been taken by the authorities to make the visits very much affordable for tourist all round the world.
A budget trip to Germany can't skip MAINZ museums. Mainz was once, the capital of Central Germany and it possess rich and unique stories to tell. This has been accomplished through museums and majority of museums in Mainz are free of cost. As a matter of fact, a visit to the Mainz museums is an unavoidable part of your budget trip to Germany.
You can find a cluster of museums in Mainz, all separated with a few kilometers. A day spent at Mainz would fetch you the best informative day of your life. The Gutenberg museum at Mainz is the highlighted attraction among the cluster of museums. About 550 years ago, Gutenberg invented printing press and that is the main reason why we all are able to read printed materials. This invention was a stepping stone to a democratic way of educating people, irrespective of rich and poor, as everyone got access to printed materials, The Gutenberg museum at Mainz offer a unique collection of 15th century printed manuscripts. The very important printed materials in the Gutenberg museum at Mainz is the two famous creations of Gutenberg namely, "Gutenberg bible" and "letter a indulgence". The museum also offers an extensive lecturing of printing technology adopted by Gutenberg.
The Landesmuseum at Mainz is also an important highlight of Germany's rich tradition. Landesmuseum possess varieties of artistic and historical stones and monuments. The collection at this museum is as rich as it has the collections of Roman times as well.
A visit to Germany in the month of February would be the best as it is the carnival season there. It is the time when Germans celebrate at full swing and it would be a fantastic opportunity to witness different art forms and traditions of Germany, The German carnivals start early, but it really rocks in the month of February. If you are planning a budget trip to Germany, it would be ideal to visit in the month of February to really make the most of your trip.
During a budget trip to Germany, it is extremely important to find the best hotel deals. Accommodation costs would be too high and a proper planning wise selection of hotels should be made when planning your trip. Some of the travel websites offer bidding opportunities for tourists, these days, and it would really help you get one of the best deals. But, while bidding, it has to be taken extreme care about the quality of service and lower rates doesn't mean that quality will be compromised. Apart from that, many travel agencies offer good and cheap transportation packages when you land Germany and you should be vigilant enough to make the most of it.