ROFL! Golden Buzzer Comedian Makes Judges Can't Stop LAUGHING! | Semi Final 5 | BGT 2017 Part11/21/2019 Comedian whose audition was a triumph! The audience gave him a standing ovation, and Amanda gave him a golden buzzer. It's Daliso Chaponda! (Cool music as Daliso enters) I'm Daliso Chaponda. I'm 37. I am a malawian stand-up comedian, and I live in manchester (Short loud trumpet-like noise) So I started doing stand-up comedy in Canada.
I was studying computer programming so I've come a quite sharp left turn. I left Canada. I tried it in South Africa. I wasn't very good and then I moved to Manchester (Music and Baby at the end of the music) I travel all the time. I mean I've spent a lot of years of doing the circuit doing little clubs doing slightly bigger theaters I would like to tour Giant room screaming fans, and just always have an audience for my job. (Sassy snap) "Sometimes I think I don't appreciate myself!" (Laughing, music enters and Amanda slaps golden buzzer) When I got the golden buzzer... it was the last thing I expected I was so happy. "You're bloody hilarious, and I really want you to win the entire series!" Ever since Amanda has a golden buzzer I've had those 22 year old dreams come back into my head and think you can make it you'll be the next big thing you can make it I've never won a competition. I think it's time that I won something. I really do! It's my turn. I'm ready ready to score the knockout punch (Screaming) (Laughing) Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for that welcome and thank Amanda for pushing that buzzer Ever since then my life has been bonkers People approaching me on the road saying well done, but the most common question I get is you're from where is it Mollie Maui? But it's malawi and if any of you don't know where that is it's where Madonna adopted all the babies from (Laughing) Thats us! Ya you're jealous. I do miss my little brother (Laughing) (Clapping) and Angelina took my sister, so... Been in the uk a while, I was tricked into moving here! I was tricked because I was watching television, and I saw an angry guy came on television, He said, "Oh, all these immigrants. They take all the good jobs, All the good women". I was like "Wow. That's what I'm looking for!" (Laughing and clapping) But I know sometimes comedy-(Unknown jamble) It's hard to laugh sometimes... cause the news is full of depressing stuff! But I think the thing is it's misleading because amazing things happen every day little acts of kindness, but they don't report it They put it on page 10 they open with the doom and gloom If a BBC news of the made of yours, you'd never go over. look. I'm not going to that depressing barbecue Imma go hand out with Cartoon Network but [this] is amazing time to be alive people say stuff like oh, I miss the good old days [but] all these were terrible we've got amazing stuff. We've got Wi-Fi We've got rights we can vote I'm black, [two] [hundred] years ago this would have been an auction!
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