ROFL! Golden Buzzer Comedian Makes Judges Can't Stop LAUGHING! | Semi Final 5 | BGT 2017 Part21/21/2019 Oh We've come a long way. That's all I'm saying But even with the doom and gloom the m- the Malawian press is a lot worse than your press here I'll tell you like I get the first ever comedy show in Malawi, which isn't an accomplishment. I'm the only stand-up comedian, right? and I called the local press said send a reporter the editor said ah Why don't you?
write the review Yourself and You give me some money. [I] will say we wrote it. I Was disgusted by the total lack of integrity in the Malawian press, but wow that was the [best] review ever got? seven stars the Genius the African Michael Mcintyre [that's] crazy. I'm on television right now because my ex always thought I wasn't ambitious enough She always used to be like you're a comedian come on be more ambitious. [I] said hey I'm happy she said you're not happy https://casinoslots.sg/real-money-casinos. [I] said I think I'm happy she said no be more ambitious [I] did not sign up for somebody who's going nowhere. I snapped [I] told her look you knew I wasn't ambitious the day. We met of all the women in the bar. I approached you Yeah, you're laughing. I'm single now I'm looking for love. I'll admit. I'm looking for love. You know got to get that citizenship. You know But it's hard to date on a budget I Remember going for then and the woman made a lot more money [than] me which is in the problem [were] in the 21st century But I was ashamed [I] remember the waiter came up assumed. I was going to pay Put the bill in front of me. I had to go, huh, I'll get the next one I'm so pathetic watching her pay. I wanted so badly to be part of the transaction so [I] just took the change I Don't understand the British. I saw a beautiful British woman looking at a mirror upset. I said what's going on She said can't you see it's a fat mirror What do you mean the mirror looks fat she said this mirror makes me look fatter than I am I said well I think my eyes have the same problem I Was not mocking her don't be angry with me. It was a cultural [misunderstanding] I'm from Africa. [it's] different when we see someone overweight. We don't think going to diet We're more like where did you get the food? I think we gonna follow her home, heh. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, it's been a pleasure. Thank you!
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